2009 IS HERE

HAPPY NEW YAR!!!!!!
hiccup,,hiccup hiccup,,

Happy New Years t you all

it's just the same as any other day, same shit different year

Come on Saint Nick cheer up you old fool wake up and smell the fresh fragrance of the New Year

not in the mood at the moment

i'm rubbin my two fingers together you know why? coz im playin the smallest violin in the world as nothin is that bad that you cant put a smile onya dial and enjoy life instead of thinkin doom and gloom as life is too short and i am gettin worried i can reemburse you for tickkets but i will still have my holiday as im not lettin it get me down as what will be will be

thanks for playin the violin, I don't want to sell the van, but maybe it's time for a change, I don't know, I'm not all doom and gloom, but I am abit down at the moment

Well i am going to be blunt as and don't take it the wrong way ok
Dont build me up a buttercup then tear it down don't sell your van its not time for a fuckin change if you want change change yourself first before takin it out on your pride and joy i know you love your van and alot of you has gone into it and selling it now would be like selling your soul as your van is your mojo and without that nick would not be nick and i want to prove to you that i can do the work on her and turn her into a new van .
You say you want a change well altering your vans appearance is the change you need and the rest i will say through pm

well putting it like that, you're right I'm not going to sell it, come over and prove to me how good you are, and that can be my change, so to speak

I fucking will then ,but only if you promise to stop this downer shit as i know this is not you Nick i want to see the real nick and not sad sack

ok, it's off, now don't you mean FAT SACK, not sad sack, right then bring on April

Ye haaaa now that's the nick i know and who i consider as a good friend

flattery will get you everywhere

Its not you I'm interested in it's your van as that has Nick written all over it

sure, you'll probably make a pass at me, when we're in the shed

you never know your luck in the big city as it all depends on if ive had to much to drink as to how pretty you look but seein how i dont drink the chances are highly unlikely

that's what they all say, when your wife's in the room

shit there you go bein psychic again

Huh, nah it;s got to do with mine keeps coming in and out, so I've got to be carefull what I say as well

only if you have a drop dead gorgeous figure ,long blonde hair big bazooka's and the other bits that really count

have you got webcam or something

thankfully no as the thought of you dressed like that is bordering near on two girls one cup material

oh god not that again, it's just flashed back into my mind, thanks a bunch

now that will truely give you nite mares

sleeping next to Teena does that